Baby shoes
Infants don’t walk. So why spend a ton of money on unnecessary footwear?
Yes, we know that those miniature Mary Janes and teeny-tiny tennis shoes are just so cuuuuute. Still pointless, though. If you really love your baby, put the money you would have spent on infant wingtips into a college savings plan.
Seriously: No one cares about what your kid has on his feet.